Celebrity dispatch #1: My first brush with fame

PERIODICALLY MILES WILL BE FILING CELEBRITY UPDATES ON HIS SIGHTINGS AROUND TOWN. HERE IS THE FIRST...

So, my parentals dragged me and their friends Lenny and Shirley to an estate sale held at the home of Tori Spelling. Um, yeah, that's right...Donna Martin (so before my time.) Anyway, after waiting outside for 30 minutes, we finally were allowed in. As mom and dad shopped and opened Tori's drawers and closets, pawing at her half-used makeup and unmentionables, I slept. (What else is new?)

But it wasn't long before I got hungry and that's when things got snarly.

I started noshing on a bottle of breast milk when a nice lady started talking up my mom and asked if she could hold me. Next thing you know, I ended up in the arms of... Donna Martin. That's right, the Spelling gave me my bottle and burped me. She even stood up with me when I got fussy. Don't even get me started about what was going on in my diaper at the time.

Camera guys were all around and my parents were told that I would be on Tori's reality TV show debuting in a couple months on Oxygen. Dudes, I'm going to be famous!! We'll see if that's true.

It was a lot of fun. And I must have looked really at home in her lap because one of the shoppers asked Tori if I was her son. YEAH RIGHT! My parents are far cooler. Word.